Yoga for stress relief
Posted on December 24th, 2014 at 4:26 pm by Aussie

I totally agree with this man!

To relieve stress, I do yoga…

Just kidding!

I drink whiskey in my yoga pants.

Yoga vs Whiskey

Date a nurse
Posted on December 5th, 2014 at 3:34 pm by Aussie

There are good reasons to go on a date with a nurse. Here are 3 of the best!

Reasons to date a nurse:

  • Who else will ever encourage you to pass gas?
  • Drugs, I know them all
  • I know the proper way to tie you to a bed!

Men, unite and date your local nurse!

date a nurse

No hipsters sign
Posted on September 12th, 2014 at 5:16 pm by Aussie

Honest mistake!


Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding.

No, Wait!

Hamsters. NO HAMSTERS!

No hipsters sign

Danger sign
Posted on September 6th, 2014 at 1:46 am by Aussie

This DANGER sign warns you by telling you the truth.

Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you are dying.

Danger sign

Karma sign
Posted on September 1st, 2014 at 6:45 pm by Aussie

The karma, this is how it works!

Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated badly had it coming.

Karma sign

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