I present to you the aptly named “Come and Wait” restaurant. It reminds me of that hilarious Seinfeld episode titled “The Chinese Restaurant.” Or, in other words, don’t go there for dinner if you don’t have reservations.

Honey, how come and nobody ever comes to our store? Isn’t our food flesh enough?

I guess spelling is not that important for achieving a high standard in this California high school.

Get your priorities straight, says coach McDaniel!

I say we should also have whiskey for breakfast and dinner for the full effect.