Trespassing is dangerous
Posted on April 10th, 2014 at 9:00 pm by Aussie

If you are gonna be trespassing, don’t do it here. Not sure what is worse, to be prostituted or the pit bull with AIDS!

Trespassing sign

Defecating in the urinals
Posted on April 5th, 2014 at 6:38 pm by Aussie

Not sure why would anybody do such a thing but I wonder if the sign actually worked!

If anyone defecates in the urinals or the showers I will revoke every ones membership and if you are on a Day pass I will personally make sure you are never allowed back into the gym. There is perfectly good toilet in the hall.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

defecating in urinals sign

School zone sign
Posted on March 30th, 2014 at 12:57 pm by Aussie

These exist?

SCHOOL
FREE
DRUG
ZONE

School zone sign

Get fit sign
Posted on March 27th, 2014 at 2:56 pm by Aussie

Does this work in getting people to exercise? Don’t know but it sure is funny as hell!

Tired of being fat and ugly?

Just be ugly!!!!!!

24 fitness

Gym sign

Good news sign
Posted on March 1st, 2014 at 4:14 pm by Aussie

The most poetic way to announce to your partner that he is soon to be a father!

Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
I’m having a baby and
The father is YOU!

good news poster

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