While everybody is panicking over the swine flu that originated in Mexico and has now spread just about everywhere in the world, remember to relax because life is beautiful.

Look, those “loving life, don’t turn round the hand rail.” The rest of you suicidal suckers, go for it!

Thy God commands thou shalt not park here.

Who knew that the stairway to hell would be marked with a road sign? And yet, here it is. All the sinners welcomed.

This digital camera box is why one should always proofread what they write. Because if you don’t, you end up with a description of your camera that reads “Powered by lithium batteries you will always be ready for a shit.” No shit!