When you are about to be attacked by a mountain lion, there is nothing like a sign to tell you what to do. Take it easy and try to back up slowly keeping your children nearby all the time looking as large as you can in hopes that you may scare the lion away. But if the lion doesn’t get scared and attacks you, for the love of God, fight back!

This must be the most creative garage sale sign I have ever seen. I snapped a photo of it at Manly Vale (North of Sydney) on a fine Sunday morning. The sign has everything. It is informative (there is a garage sale on Saturday,) it is honest ( one man’s trash is another man’s treasure,) and it has a bit of mystery (…and a few surprises.) A brilliant sale sign from a creative Aussie!

If you have to go to the bathroom and you are not at home, then there is only one place that is best in town, and I found it!

You should always do as your fortune cookie asks of you. If it says write a letter, then write a letter. Better yet, write a letter about your local Starbucks’ bathroom and its horrible Feng Shui. Hilarious!

Someone should donate a dictionary to the Free The Bears Fund Inc and highlight the word irony for them.