Think twice America because no illegals means no burritos. Are you willing to pay such a high price? Didn’t think so.

I prefer carnivore not because I like to think that I am somehow awesome because of it but because this way I have more options. I can eat a juicy steak if I feel like it or enjoy a tasty pasta with a vegetarian sauce or event a fresh salad. So, what do you prefer? Vegan or carnivore?

As the sign says, “Please obey the pegulations of public order and safeguard yourself from fire, theft, robbery, and dishonest trick.” I would be especially careful about the dishonest tricks!

A single act of carelessness leads to the eternal loss of beauty. Truer words have never been written (accidentally) on a sing.

Hey, I can use a fun summer job. Where do I sign up for making porn?