Because you are dangerous, you must not enter. Just in case you thought we didn’t know what you did last summer. You bad, bad person! This is Engrish at its best

This is some interesting graffiti, or not.

So, it is not only the Vancouver parks board that can get creative with signs on the hours of operation. Check out this restaurant owner who became fed up with people asking about when the business is open and he came up with the below hilarious and informative signs. Look, when the lights are on they are open; otherwise, they are not. It doesn’t get any simpler than that.

It breaks my heart every time I see this photo. Poor little girl is out of luck! Go for it, I say.

In some places tipping is not common but in others it is and, in fact, it is expected. But regardless of the social norms, if the money is needed for a cause as serious as repairing the universe, I say tip till you drop dead. Tip, I tell ya!