Facts should never get in the way
Posted on August 17th, 2009 at 3:21 pm by Aussie

According to Pastor Michael W. Switzer of the Victory Tabernacle Holiness Church, “if your faith is big enough facts don’t count.” Yeah, whatever works for you, I guess.

facts and religion

Hitchhikers may not be friendly
Posted on August 14th, 2009 at 5:47 pm by Aussie

I guess you should never pick up a hitchhiker near a prison. You never know if he is an escaping inmate or some newly college grad trekking across the country. The sign has warned us!

hitchhikers are inmates

Kathy’s Kreative Kakes
Posted on August 11th, 2009 at 3:20 pm by Aussie

Kathy was a bit too creative with naming her cafe. What do you get if you look at the initial of Kathy’s Kreative Kakes? Yep, that’s KKK. Epic fail Kathy!

kathy's kreative kakes store sign

Diet Coke versus Cherry Coke
Posted on August 10th, 2009 at 3:13 pm by Aussie

Some people are really passionate about their Coke preferences. Take the person who left the below message as an example.

I am praying for your soul, as only a truly evil person would put Diet Coke in the Cherry Coke dispenser.

I am hoping that you repent and avoid eternal damnation.

You know it is serious business when things get religious. Repent brother before it is too late for you!

cherry coke or diet coke

Arnold Schwarzenegger cardboard cutout
Posted on August 9th, 2009 at 3:03 pm by Aussie

“The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at this window for hours watching the center, making parents nervous. Police ID the subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger.”

If the Terminator was staring at my kids all day, I’d be terrified too.

Arnold cardboard cutout

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