According to Pastor Michael W. Switzer of the Victory Tabernacle Holiness Church, “if your faith is big enough facts don’t count.” Yeah, whatever works for you, I guess.

I guess you should never pick up a hitchhiker near a prison. You never know if he is an escaping inmate or some newly college grad trekking across the country. The sign has warned us!

Kathy was a bit too creative with naming her cafe. What do you get if you look at the initial of Kathy’s Kreative Kakes? Yep, that’s KKK. Epic fail Kathy!

Some people are really passionate about their Coke preferences. Take the person who left the below message as an example.

I am praying for your soul, as only a truly evil person would put Diet Coke in the Cherry Coke dispenser.

I am hoping that you repent and avoid eternal damnation.

You know it is serious business when things get religious. Repent brother before it is too late for you!

“The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at this window for hours watching the center, making parents nervous. Police ID the subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger.”

If the Terminator was staring at my kids all day, I’d be terrified too.