Where is the police hiding?
Posted on September 14th, 2009 at 3:10 pm by Aussie

Behind this warning sign, where else?

useful sign

Save one dollar on the price of a hot dog
Posted on September 10th, 2009 at 2:55 pm by Aussie

Either someone does not know basic arithmetic or someone is a terrible software developer.

save a dollar hot dog

Terminating machine
Posted on September 8th, 2009 at 3:01 pm by Aussie

This one looks like it is straight out of Futurama. You know, the suicide booths of the future.

Terminating machine

Car alarms suck
Posted on September 6th, 2009 at 3:07 pm by Aussie

I can only sympathize with the person who wrote the note below. Car alarms suck big time, especially when they go off at night. Some of them are so sensitive that even a light wind will set them off. And I hate those car owners who don’t bother to come down to turn off the car alarm but completely ignore it infuriating the rest of us who are trying to get some sleep. A brick through the windshield may be the only means of setting such car owners straight.

car alarm

Missing bicycle sign
Posted on September 1st, 2009 at 3:06 pm by Aussie

This one-speed bicycle with the skull flag and lightning bolt looks awesome. No wonder it was stolen. BTW, I hate bike thieves too.

stolen bike