The wisdom of this sign can never be overstated. Machines don’t have brains so use your own. Or let Darwin do his job.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

The worst thing about censorship is *&#^$

I think all you need to know about this store’s business hours is that it is open when the owner is around and closed when he is not. The actual business hours are kind of a mystery. I say, take a chance!

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These T-Shirts were tested on animals. They didn’t fit.