Since the Tiger Woods affair has been front page news for the last couple of weeks, I thought this homeless guy’s sign is just brilliant.

I had an affair with Tiger Woods – now look where I’m at.

Nachos as big as your ass. And it comes with free wireless Internet. If there ever was a heaven on Earth, I think this place is it.

Only in Australia!

If you cheat in engineering classes, you WILL kill people later. For your own sake and everyone else, quit or learn the material.

Poor guy; I can actually sympathize with his plight.

Please, do not piss on the road. (This is my home, not your WC!) Thank you. And if you see someone who is pissing you should say him that he can not do it.