The sound of jackhammers
Posted on February 28th, 2010 at 2:24 pm by Aussie

Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bullitt Avenue resident, worries about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of jackhammers.

Only in America!

BBQ sauce
Posted on February 23rd, 2010 at 2:23 pm by Aussie

There is no better sauce than Pat’s Ho-made BBQ sauce.

Short staff sign
Posted on February 22nd, 2010 at 2:22 pm by Aussie

You’d think that in this day and age a business owner will have the foresight to hire staff with a mix of heights such that disasters of the kind shown on the below sign would never happen. We need our tacos damn it, so please hire some taller staff…

Hiring now sign
Posted on February 21st, 2010 at 2:30 pm by Aussie

Glad to see that the economy is turning around and companies are eager to hire workers again. These guys need to hire people so badly that they didn’t have time to mention what for. As the sign says,

Now hiring now. Right now we’re hiring now.

Baby or burrito?
Posted on February 17th, 2010 at 2:23 pm by Aussie

Wal-Mart: Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito

Ahahahahaaaa….

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