Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bullitt Avenue resident, worries about the effect on her unborn child from the sound of jackhammers.

Only in America!

There is no better sauce than Pat’s Ho-made BBQ sauce.

You’d think that in this day and age a business owner will have the foresight to hire staff with a mix of heights such that disasters of the kind shown on the below sign would never happen. We need our tacos damn it, so please hire some taller staff…

Glad to see that the economy is turning around and companies are eager to hire workers again. These guys need to hire people so badly that they didn’t have time to mention what for. As the sign says,

Now hiring now. Right now we’re hiring now.

Wal-Mart: Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito

Ahahahahaaaa….