Pure maple syrup
Posted on March 21st, 2010 at 2:31 pm by Aussie

I think the state of Vermont is trying to tell us something about where their pure maple syrup comes from.

Burrito baby
Posted on March 20th, 2010 at 4:30 pm by Aussie

Wal-Mart: Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.

America, fuck yeah!

Man seeks woman
Posted on March 19th, 2010 at 5:22 pm by Aussie

Ladies, don’t miss out on this great guy,

Man seeks woman who’s not a cheating skank, like Marcy Teddle. Please contact Jim Stone.

Apology
Posted on March 17th, 2010 at 2:15 pm by Aussie

Sorry for painting the word “twat’ on your garage door.

Truth and cookies
Posted on March 16th, 2010 at 2:21 pm by Aussie

Don’t settle for anything else. Get all the truth about 9-11 and cookies.

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