Boosting morale sign
Posted on December 29th, 2010 at 9:56 pm by Aussie

Is company morale down? This sign can fix your problems in no time.

The beatings will continue until morale improves

morale sign

Judgment day is here
Posted on December 24th, 2010 at 7:40 pm by Aussie

In the holiday spirit and from the man whose birthday billions of people around the world are celebrating today a few words on judgment day.

Judgment day is here. Show me your tits and I will judge ‘em.

Happy holidays and best wished for a great new year everybody!

Judgment day

What is success?
Posted on December 21st, 2010 at 7:40 pm by Aussie

Well, life is cyclical and success can be defined on a curve. So, what is success?

At age 4 success is… not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is… having friends.
At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is… having sex.
At age 35, success is… having money.
At age 50, success is… having money.
At age 60, success is… having sex.
At age 70, success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 75, success is… having friends.
At age 80, success is… not peeing in your pants.

So there you have it.

Success

Discount sign
Posted on December 2nd, 2010 at 2:25 pm by Aussie

These guys really don’t like senior citizens.

NO senior citizens discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY.

Discount Sign