Is company morale down? This sign can fix your problems in no time.

The beatings will continue until morale improves

In the holiday spirit and from the man whose birthday billions of people around the world are celebrating today a few words on judgment day.

Judgment day is here. Show me your tits and I will judge ‘em.

Happy holidays and best wished for a great new year everybody!

Well, life is cyclical and success can be defined on a curve. So, what is success?

At age 4 success is… not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is… having friends.
At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is… having sex.
At age 35, success is… having money.
At age 50, success is… having money.
At age 60, success is… having sex.
At age 70, success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 75, success is… having friends.
At age 80, success is… not peeing in your pants.

So there you have it.

These guys really don’t like senior citizens.

NO senior citizens discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY.