I think this poet has confused the meaning of education as a synonym for formal education but when looked at from this point of view, it does make valid point!

Never confuse education with intelligence

This iPod, if stolen will only play Britney Spears and Gay porn. Yeah, right! As if Steve jobs will ever allow porn on one of his devices

Is it Osama vs Obama or Shaorme kebab vs American Chicken? You decide!

The whole world came to a stand still to watch Kate and William tie the knot at Minster Abey last Friday. But only one Brit understood the real meaning of life, marriage, and all things royal.

Never mind the wedding. Let’s go to the pub.