Lost dog or doge?
Posted on December 28th, 2013 at 8:14 pm by Aussie

The best lost dog sign I have ever come across!

LOST DOGE
– much trubble
– so scare
– wow

MUCH REWARD

Lost dog sign

Sorry sign
Posted on December 25th, 2013 at 3:53 pm by Aussie

They must be Canadian!

No tobogganing permitted at this facility.

Sorry.

Sorry

The truck driver…
Posted on December 24th, 2013 at 3:55 pm by Aussie

This is one truck you don’t want to rob!

Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.

Truck driver sign

Constipated dog
Posted on December 18th, 2013 at 4:46 pm by Aussie

Having worked in a corporate environment for a while, this is such sweet justice 🙂

To the culprit who ate what you thought was two peanut butter ice cream bars:

Those were actually laxatives for my dog that had to be kept frozen. I hope you enjoyed the weekend of lave butt. Karma is a bitch. Don’t steal it from the fridge if it’s not your.

Love,

Constipated dog owner

dog laxatives fridge sign

Special of the day
Posted on December 17th, 2013 at 4:40 pm by Aussie

The best special of the day sign I’ve come across in a long time.

Today’s Special: Nothing. Nothing is on special. You are not special.

Get it?

Today's special store sign