Express your love signs
Posted on January 26th, 2014 at 5:32 pm by Aussie

If these sings don’t scream I love you then, I don’t know what would!

You are my love, my angle, don’t treat me like a potato.

You talk like angel, walk like model, but your body look like buffalo.

You strong like Rambo, look like here, but your brain just like potato.

Remember kids, potato is an important love-related vegetable 🙂

Love signs

Car wanring sign
Posted on January 25th, 2014 at 7:53 pm by Aussie

Can I get this for my car?

WARNING: This car is equipped with a turbocharger. Due to possible breathing problems under heavy acceleration, all females are advised to remove any tight fitting or constrictive clothing for safety.

It’s all about safety after all 🙂

Car turbocharger warning sigh

Toronto welcome sign
Posted on January 17th, 2014 at 4:28 pm by Aussie

It is 2014 but have we forgotten one of the most colorful mayors of 2013? Rob Ford still got it and the welcome sign drivers see entering this Canadian city tells it all.

Welcome to Ontario’s Capital.

Our hockey team sucks and our mayor smokes crack.

Toronto welcome sign

Dating is hard!
Posted on January 11th, 2014 at 4:44 pm by Aussie

It is one of those facts of life. Dating is hard in all cases 🙂

Dating food

Poop wisdom
Posted on January 4th, 2014 at 5:14 pm by Aussie

The wisdom of public restrooms never ceases to amaze me.

Poop each poop like it is your last poop.

Poop graffiti

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