Express your love signs
Posted on January 26th, 2014 at 5:32 pm by Aussie

If these sings don’t scream I love you then, I don’t know what would!

You are my love, my angle, don’t treat me like a potato.

You talk like angel, walk like model, but your body look like buffalo.

You strong like Rambo, look like here, but your brain just like potato.

Remember kids, potato is an important love-related vegetable 🙂

Love signs

There are not virgins
Posted on June 21st, 2010 at 3:37 pm by Aussie

Nobody remains virgin; life fucks everyone!

Indian zoo tiger warning sign
Posted on May 9th, 2010 at 12:48 am by Aussie

Only those who strongly believe in Rebirth should risk going near.

Koro definition
Posted on April 16th, 2010 at 8:31 pm by Aussie

koro: A social panic based on the fear that the penis will retract and disappear, causing death.

Some men complain that their flaccid penis retracts inside their bodies. This can be a consequence of obesity: The pubic fat pad may become so thick that the flaccid penis is barely long enough to protrude through it. Weight loss or liposuction may alleviate this problem. Psychological factors may also be at work, however. In fact, epidemics of delusional penile retraction sweep across some Asian countries (especially southern China) from time to time. This condition is known as koro, and its victims attach clamps, string, and other devices to the penis to prevent its complete disappearance, which they are convinced will be accompanied by their own death.

Tsunami advice
Posted on April 6th, 2010 at 4:38 pm by Aussie

Better be aware when you are vacationing near a tsunami hazard zone. In case of earthquake (and we’ve had many of these recently), go go gadget legs!

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