This guy is some kind of superhero fighting against people who suck at parking. Check out his calling card.

Go to work, send your kids to school, follow fashion, act-normal, walk on the pavement, watch TV, save for your old age, obey the law. Repeat after me: I am free.

Hey, did you guys move? Your wi-fi isn’t working anymore. Hope your ok.

Well, Nick, I guess we decided we didn’t like you stealing our Internet anymore.

Have you seen this flier?

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Isn’t this sign racist towards goats?