It’s disturbing enough

How would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?

Please, do your part to save our environment for us and the generations to come.

I will heel you

I will save your sole

I will even dye for you

Very clever!

This guy is some kind of superhero fighting against people who suck at parking. Check out his calling card.

Go to work, send your kids to school, follow fashion, act-normal, walk on the pavement, watch TV, save for your old age, obey the law. Repeat after me: I am free.