Hey, did you guys move? Your wi-fi isn’t working anymore. Hope your ok.

Well, Nick, I guess we decided we didn’t like you stealing our Internet anymore.

Have you seen this flier?

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Isn’t this sign racist towards goats?

Have a look at this beautiful motherfucking dog. He was last seen being awesome in my huge ass back yard which is where he is right now being awesome as usual. He is about the most beautiful god damn dog in the whole worl and chews on expensive food all the time.

RESPONDS TO “XERXES”

Let’s face it. Hive fives are pretty great so follow the instructions on the sign and enjoy one or two.