There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.

Nice try Claude Presbyterian Church but if Google is inadequate, we can always click through to Answers.com.

Hey, I’d pay the fine as payback for the laughs.

This used to happen to me when I had my car parked in an underground garage. People will destroy your property just so that they can steal a few pennies from within your car. I stopped locking the doors after the first time someone did this to my car. I can definitely sympathize with this guy.

In case you didn’t know, read the sign.

My boss told me to change the stupid sign, so I did. Those minimum wage, Canadian gas station workers sure have a great sense of humor. I’m just glad I’m not their boss.