Hey, I’d pay the fine as payback for the laughs.

This used to happen to me when I had my car parked in an underground garage. People will destroy your property just so that they can steal a few pennies from within your car. I stopped locking the doors after the first time someone did this to my car. I can definitely sympathize with this guy.

In case you didn’t know, read the sign.

My boss told me to change the stupid sign, so I did. Those minimum wage, Canadian gas station workers sure have a great sense of humor. I’m just glad I’m not their boss.

Maybe, when Toronto was selecting a name for their baseball team, they should have checked to make sure that it doesn’t accidentally turn well intentioned fan signs into x-rated billboards.