The whole world came to a stand still to watch Kate and William tie the knot at Minster Abey last Friday. But only one Brit understood the real meaning of life, marriage, and all things royal.

Never mind the wedding. Let’s go to the pub.

Science flies you to the Moon; religion flies you into buildings.

When you visit Greece and want to know where to go for some good food and Greek dancing, follow this sign.

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These T-Shirts were tested on animals. They didn’t fit.

You know those things don’t work 100%. In case of failure, insert baby for refund.