Hitler was not just some fearless leader who led millions of people to their deaths, he was also a very good actor. After spending some time in prison at the Fortress Landsberg, he convinced everybody that he changed his ways and was let go to dire consequences for the rest of the world. In retrospect, the below article clipping is just too funny.

Smokers are starting to revolt against non-smokers. In most countries, it has become difficult to find a designated smoking area for a smoke having endured endless persecution by the non-smokers. In London, smokers are fighting back to protect what little they have left.

This is a designated smoking area; non-smokers are kindly asked to piss off.

You’d think that the owners of this hotel in Malta would have thought to check the name to make sure that it doesn’t give people the wrong impression. Then again, where is the fun in that?

Is this supposed to be some kind of cruel joke? LOL, nevertheless.

If you find the train too slow, then the a team of sloths will take you to your destination much faster. For all the action, get off at the next station!