If you want to go for a ride with Ole’ Smokey, the cost is $1 per person. If your party has more than one people and you can’t count, then this handy chart will tell you how much you have to pay.

This truck driver either can’t read or is the stupidest man to walk on this Earth. The sign clearly states,

ABSOLUTELY, NO RIGHT HAND TURN FOR 18 WHEELER TRUCKS

And I quote,

A place of higher education and these kids still piss on the seat.

I wonder if this worked for him

I saw Magic Johnson in person 2 times, I saw Tupac Shakur in person 2 times, and I saw Tina Turner’s son in person 7 times. I would like to meet some White, Asian, and Latina ladies with big butts to be my sex slaves.

Seen at a parking lot on the dashboard of a car parked at the handicap spot.

Being fat is not a handicap